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Ceci est ma participation au jeu d’\u00e9criture Agenda ironique, propos\u00e9 pour ce mois de d\u00e9cembre par Patchcath<\/a>.
J’ai compos\u00e9 mon texte en n’utilisant que des bouts de phrases tir\u00e9s des extraits propos\u00e9s. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La mer s’\u00e9talait, l’air charg\u00e9 d’iode.
– Sens-tu le go\u00fbt du sel qui p\u00e9n\u00e8tre la peau ?
– Je sens la crevette arctique !
Les douze coups de midi sonnaient au clocher. Il s’approcha de son amie, fixant les yeux dans les yeux un rendez-vous.
– Il va me falloir plus de temps …
– Alors, on n’a qu’\u00e0 prononcer des mots d’amour, comme \u00e7a …
– Ils sont pour moi !
– Elodie, tu ne peux pas t’en emp\u00eacher !
Ils riaient \u00e0 nouveau.
\u00c0 ce moment, On\u00e9sime r\u00e9alisa \u00e0 quel point il \u00e9tait en retard.
– Mets tes bottes, la mer s’approche, c’est mar\u00e9e haute.
– Pas encore !
Elodie se leva, incommod\u00e9e, et lui glissa \u00e0 l’oreille:
– Regarde, nous voici en insolitude. La route court sous l’eau d’artificielles habitudes.
Alors, il s’empressa de rentrer chez lui, honteux et confus, et jura, mais un peu tard, qu’on ne l’y prendrait plus.<\/em>
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